Magnolia, Texas / Veteran owned
Your list,straightened out.
Veteran owned
US Army. Based in Magnolia.
Limits published
The jobs I turn down are listed too.
Pricing published
$140 the first hour. No surprises.
Text gets answered
The phone often cannot be.
01 / Services
What I get called for
Twelve things, done properly, at a price published before I arrive.
02 / Limits
What I do, and what I do not
Published on purpose. Knowing where I stop is how you trust where I start.
What I do
Honey-do lists, several small jobs in one visit
One service call instead of six. The most sensible way to use me.
TV mounting and cable tidying
Into the studs, leveled twice, cables out of sight.
Doors that will not close, latch or stay put
Usually the slab moving. Usually still a one hour fix.
Drywall holes, dents and cracks, patched and painted
Textured to match, so you cannot find the repair afterwards.
Furniture assembled and leveled
Anchored to the wall as standard. Cardboard flattened into your bin.
Pictures, mirrors and shelves put up level
Laid out on the floor first, so you approve it before I drill.
Best left to someone else
Anything to do with water lines or drains
Texas licenses that trade separately. Call someone who holds that license.
Anything behind the breaker panel
Same reason. It is a licensed trade and I am not it.
Air conditioning and heating
Licensed trade. Not my lane.
Gas, of any kind
Not worth anybody's risk. Call the utility or a licensed trade.
Roofs
I do not go up there. Gutters on a single story house are as high as I work.
Second story ladder work
One man, no spotter. The answer is no.
03 / Pricing
What it costs, before I arrive
$0
First hour, all in
$100 labor plus the $45 service call.
$0
Every hour after
Billed in 15 minute increments, not rounded up.
$0
A room repainted
Walls, eight foot ceiling. Flat price, not hourly.
Make a list before I arrive. An hour holds more than you think.
Materials
Materials are billed at cost. I show you the receipt. I do not mark them up.
04 / Territory
Where I work
Based in Magnolia and working the ring around it. Anything past thirty minutes carries a stated travel charge, shown on the town page before you text.
Founding customers
20 percent off the first 10 jobs
I am new here and I have no reviews yet. So the first 10 jobs come with 20 percent off the labor, and all I ask in return is an honest review afterwards. Honest, not glowing. If I get something wrong I would rather it said so.
Text is the fastest way to reach me
During the day I am inside somebody else's house, and while I am on their clock I am not going to answer my phone. Text me your name, your town and what needs doing.